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Ashley Greene Rocking Some Sweet Perky Boobs

Here are some pictures of Ashley Greene modeling for something but that isn’t what counts. Take a look at her tits and you can see the cute hard nipples she has under her shirt. They are hard as ever looking totally hot. I would nibble on those cute mosquito bites all night and beyond. I really hope this young cutie becomes infamous because I enjoy seeing her around and she’s off to a fantastic start so far. You can get the best celeb content inside of the king for nude celebrities, Celeb Heat.

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The Caretaker

The Caretaker starts on Halloween as several college friends gets ready to go to an organized dance. Well that’s what Sonya (Jennifer Freeman), Chole (Victoria Vande Vegte) & the delicious Ella (Kira Verrastro) think but pranksters Snail (James Immekus), Topher (Andrew St. John) & Ricky (Diego J. Torres) have other ideas & decide to hire out a limo to take them all to a seemingly long abandoned house in the middle of a Grapefruit orchard, as you would. They have set up some fake scares to frighten the girls as they tell stories about insane killers but things go horribly wrong when a real insane killer show’s up & starts, well, killing them.Directed by Bryce Olsen this is pretty much a fairly straight forward teen slasher with the now obligatory Scream (1996) styled twist ending which is laughably bad here & makes little sense (why, if the killer was trying to protect his daughter at a party, did they kill that random man at the start?). I suppose the main problems I had with The Caretaker was that it takes ages to get going, seriously this is one really slow moving film. The character’s are ridiculously good looking young cardboard cutout teens that usually populate these types of slasher films & the film is slow. All of the kills are off-screen which is an absolute no-no for a teen slasher, what’s the point of a teen slasher is there’s no pay-off in seeing these teens bumped off in a variety of gory ways? It’s slow too. The film takes itself too seriously & there are a couple of oddball character’s in the limo driver & Miss Perry who seem like they belong in a different film & did I already mention that the film is slow & virtually nothing happens for the first 70 odd minutes? The Caretaker feels like a cheap slow moving reenactment of the classic slasher Hell Night (1981) with the young teen party goers who end up at an old house with various legends as a set-up to scare some girls & then run into the real thing as it were only a lot less interesting, a lot slower & frankly not as good in any regard. A really dull, boring, bloodless & slow teen slasher that I am not sure who it will appeal to. Certainly not me.Aa I have already said there’s no gore at all, sure there’s a few dead bodies seen with some fake blood on them but no proper special effects or kill scenes which to me is odd since surely the whole point of a teen slasher are the kill scenes? The film just doesn’t satisfy on any level I’nm afraid & if it weren’t for some brief female nudity then surely The Caretaker would pass a ‘PG’ all day long. Another big problem I had with The Caretaker was the setting, the house used looks very middle-class, not that big & unimposing unlike the enormous spooky cobweb strewn mansion from Hell Night for example. This boring location has no atmosphere at all & since the house is so small (only one storey) there’s not a whole lot of stalking going on.Filmed in San Marcos in California this has reasonable production values & at least it doesn’t look like it was shot on a camcorder, there’s none of that shaky look or ultra quick editing either which is nice but since the film is poor anyway that’s hardly a recommendation. The acting is alright, there’s a couple of ‘names’ in the cast including Jennifer Tilly & Judd Nelson who obviously needed the money.The Craetaker is a bloodless bore of a teen slasher with all the usual lows but none of the hoped for highs, there are dozens of much better teen slashers out there for anyone to be bothering with this.

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Crossing Over

It is all about what you feel rather than what you think. If you are such a person then this movie is for you. There is just one thing that stands out and differentiates birth and death and that is ‘feeling’. This movie stages that. It searches for the humane thing that is inside you and speaks with it. It makes one wonder as what on Earth have we done to ourselves. Fences separating souls for the mere possibility of opportunities and barbed wires guarding the land which is no different to what it is guarding from. Seeing through the distorted glass of paranoia…yes…this is what the movie talks about. Exceptional performances and down to earth language, this movie really questions the human being, if at there is a being in humans.

Heidi Klum is The Definition of Blond Beauty

Here are some sexy photos of Heidi Klum on the set for some sort of commercial, right after she just got done doing something for Guitar Hero and Victoria Secret. This blond cougar beauty just doesn’t take a break from working. Not to mention her beauty can put a stud into shock. It really is something seeing a stunning woman like her and it always causes a part of me to get bigger for some reason. I’ve mentioned it about other celebrities, but Heidi Klum is one of the best looking yummy mummies out there, and I would love to give her another child. Celeb Heat has more Hollywood content than anywhere else, so if you want the most raw nude photos and bang tapes featuring your favorite celebrities, visit today.

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